Our system's 25.2% CAGR since Jan 2024 is a defined-percentage allocation of capital that works alongside your existing portfolio. We email you the buy and sell triggers in our paid plan, with suggestions on trade sizing that we ourselves use. You maintain those prices as open limit orders in your own brokerage account and wait for the market to fill them (stay disciplined!). You update subsequent buy and sell limit orders when we email you updates. That's it: low effort, risk-adjusted, yet effective.
Most portfolios long the market and wait but passes up on volatility-driven opportunities. The Rinse system longs the market and CYCLES capital through VOLATILITY to generate returns that your regular index funds can't.
See OUR REAL LIFE performance above. We update it monthly so you see our money where our mouths are.
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Standard
$29/mo
/per month, per seat
Includes:
Real-time market alerts
Performance tracking tools
Educational resources
BUSINESS
$119/mo
/per month, per seat
standard plan plus:
Customizable alert filters
Portfolio analytics
Priority support
Exclusive strategy guides
STANDARD
$18.25/mo
$219 billed once
Includes:
Real-time Buy & Sell alerts on TQQQ
Performance tracking tools
Educational resources
BUSINESS
$69.43/mo
$833 billed once
standard plan, plus:
Alerts on TQQQ, UPRO, and URTY
Portfolio analytics
Exclusive in-depth financial research
Exclusive strategy guides
We don't need to show off our knowledge with extreme jargon. Our track records prove themselves.
We use clear, rules-based alerts to guide your investment decisions. These come from our proprietary research.
No hype—just straightforward steps and transparent results.
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Both monthly and annual plans include core alerts for both Buys and Sells, as well as learning tools (at respectively different levels of sophistication).
Premium, launching in Q3 2026, will also contain further index ETF alerts (for S&P500 and the Russell 2000) plus exclusive, in-depth financial research.
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Please submit a help form at the bottom of the page. One of our American or Canadian analysts will reply in 3 business days.
You can cancel anytime in your account settings. Your access remains until the end of your billing cycle.
No: as with all financial education, you make all decisions at your own risk.
Our system works for ourselves and we publicly show our performance -- any deviations are taken at your OWN risk.
We do not provide financial advice.
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